joutei:

dreamergirly:

I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier

(Source: hawaiiansdonotblog)

nyozeka:

i hope my first child is a dragon

ludi-criss said: sup

sup honey boo boo

the-bards-apprentice:

when I’m at a friend’s house and that friend has a cat

pyromaniacal-fish:

smattenhove:

cacen:

teapartyasian:

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated

smad.

There are two types of people…

(Source: redsuspenders)

marceddy:

imagine being asked to be in this product’s photo shoot and excitedly bragging to your friends and family you are are going to be on a box just to find out they made you look like this

(Source: thats-so-meme)

potential-and-difference:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

Was that a fucking pun?

damnthesebritishblokes:

do you ever look at people in a room and you see your friends and you think

“Friends. Safe. We like them. Yes.”

and then you look elsewhere in the room and you see people you hate and think

“No. Not safe. Evil. No like.”

cause i do

g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

(Source: cowboybeboop)

(Source: awesomephilia)

blaineys:

caffeinatedqueer:

consultingt-rex:

braangster:

what if i did my homework in Circular Gallifreyan

what if i did my homework

what if i did a Gallifreyan